Bob, by Weird Al Yankovic

[the_gneech]

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

Comments

[makovette.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what tune this is supposedly spoofing... Help!

In either case, Al definitely swallowed both the red and the blue pill on that one...

CYa!
Mako

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

Probably not spoofing any specific tune, but the whole of the Bob Dylan style of alleged singing.

Bravo!

[makovette.livejournal.com]

Indeed, you nailed it I'm sure.

Thanks!
Mako

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

They're all palindromes. Like "Bob".

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Shh! It's a secret!

-The Gneech

Well sunnuva gun

[makovette.livejournal.com]

if they all ain't!

So much for the last hit from the clue bat over my head lasting more than 60 seconds...

Tnx!
Mako

Re: Well sunnuva gun

[level-head.livejournal.com]

I see that you've completed the turnaround. ];-)

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[vik_thor]

I palindrome aye.

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Why jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp --
Daft buxom jonquil, Zephyr's gawky vice?
Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp ...
Zow! Qualms by deja-vu gyp fox-kin thrice!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Hey! Those aren't palindromes!

-The Gneech

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

Nope! They're panalphabetics. Each line uses each consonant once, and each vowel twice. And it rhymes and scans and sounds vaguely coherent -- a real tour de force in the genre. I don't know who did it though.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Now that's obscure!

-The Gneech

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

GAH!

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

He's missing:
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama