Dragon*Con's Fondest Memory This Year
Oct. 21st, 2003 10:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_gneech*Cut to interior, pyramid; DUCKULA is bound to altar, where he is confronted by cultists HOOMITE and YUBI*
DUCKULA: Who are you?
HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi. I am Hoomite, and this is Yubi.
DUCKULA: Hoomite. Yubi.
HOOMITE: I just told you. And who might YOU be?
DUCKULA: I got that part. Very odd names. You're Yubi, that's Hoomite.
YUBI: I am Yubi.
DUCKULA: "I am, you are."
HOOMITE: You are Yuare?
DUCKULA: I am not "Yuare!" It's "you are," not "you be!"
YUBI: _I_ am Yubi!
DUCKULA: "You ARE!"
YUBI: I am!
HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi, who will be be resurrected by the great god, Ra.
DUCKULA: Ra?
HOOMITE: Ra!
HOOMITE & YUBI: Ra! Ra! Ra!
DUCKULA: And who might Ra be?
HOOMITE: No, "Hoomite," "Yubi!"
DUCKULA: I am Duckula!
HOOMITE: I thought you were Yuare.
DUCKULA: Now let's get this straight. I am not Yuare! I am Duckula! You are Hoomite, that's Yubi. And you want to raise Upshi.
HOOMITE: Upshi will rise when we sacrifice you to our god!
DUCKULA: Who, Ra?
HOOMITE: And Upshi rises!
*all break into song and dance*
ALL: Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises!
*Cut to exterior, desert...*
(Note: I forget what comes next, because I was laughing so hard at this point.)
-The Gneech
DUCKULA: Who are you?
HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi. I am Hoomite, and this is Yubi.
DUCKULA: Hoomite. Yubi.
HOOMITE: I just told you. And who might YOU be?
DUCKULA: I got that part. Very odd names. You're Yubi, that's Hoomite.
YUBI: I am Yubi.
DUCKULA: "I am, you are."
HOOMITE: You are Yuare?
DUCKULA: I am not "Yuare!" It's "you are," not "you be!"
YUBI: _I_ am Yubi!
DUCKULA: "You ARE!"
YUBI: I am!
HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi, who will be be resurrected by the great god, Ra.
DUCKULA: Ra?
HOOMITE: Ra!
HOOMITE & YUBI: Ra! Ra! Ra!
DUCKULA: And who might Ra be?
HOOMITE: No, "Hoomite," "Yubi!"
DUCKULA: I am Duckula!
HOOMITE: I thought you were Yuare.
DUCKULA: Now let's get this straight. I am not Yuare! I am Duckula! You are Hoomite, that's Yubi. And you want to raise Upshi.
HOOMITE: Upshi will rise when we sacrifice you to our god!
DUCKULA: Who, Ra?
HOOMITE: And Upshi rises!
*all break into song and dance*
ALL: Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises!
*Cut to exterior, desert...*
(Note: I forget what comes next, because I was laughing so hard at this point.)
-The Gneech
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Date: 2003-10-21 08:01 am (UTC)"Und here ve haff Hans - Hans Boompsadaisy. He is ze uncle of a delightful girl called Ann, who is therefore known as..."
*entire cast joins in*
"HANS' NIECE, ANN BOOMPSADAISY!!"
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Date: 2003-10-21 08:06 am (UTC)-The Gneech
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Date: 2003-10-21 08:13 am (UTC)"Hands, knees and boompsadaisy! What is a boomp among friends?"
What is a boomp among friends, you ask? I have no idea. It sounds unspeakably rude.
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-The Gneech