Dragon*Con's Fondest Memory This Year

[the_gneech]

*Cut to interior, pyramid; DUCKULA is bound to altar, where he is confronted by cultists HOOMITE and YUBI*

DUCKULA: Who are you?

HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi. I am Hoomite, and this is Yubi.

DUCKULA: Hoomite. Yubi.

HOOMITE: I just told you. And who might YOU be?

DUCKULA: I got that part. Very odd names. You're Yubi, that's Hoomite.

YUBI: I am Yubi.

DUCKULA: "I am, you are."

HOOMITE: You are Yuare?

DUCKULA: I am not "Yuare!" It's "you are," not "you be!"

YUBI: _I_ am Yubi!

DUCKULA: "You ARE!"

YUBI: I am!

HOOMITE: We are servants of the great Pharoah, Upshi, who will be be resurrected by the great god, Ra.

DUCKULA: Ra?

HOOMITE: Ra!

HOOMITE & YUBI: Ra! Ra! Ra!

DUCKULA: And who might Ra be?

HOOMITE: No, "Hoomite," "Yubi!"

DUCKULA: I am Duckula!

HOOMITE: I thought you were Yuare.

DUCKULA: Now let's get this straight. I am not Yuare! I am Duckula! You are Hoomite, that's Yubi. And you want to raise Upshi.

HOOMITE: Upshi will rise when we sacrifice you to our god!

DUCKULA: Who, Ra?

HOOMITE: And Upshi rises!

*all break into song and dance*

ALL: Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises! Who, Ra? And Upshi rises!

*Cut to exterior, desert...*

(Note: I forget what comes next, because I was laughing so hard at this point.)

-The Gneech

Comments

[murrrmaiyd.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!!! That has got to be one of the best memories....now Bob is looking at me like I'm nuts because I'm over here with tears streaming from laughing so hard....I SO want a copy of that episode of Duckula...

Mur