The Top Ten...

[the_gneech]

Movie Hybrids Gneech Doesn't Want to See...

10) To Live and Let Die in L.A.
A bleak story of drugs, crime, and corruption in MI6, with outrageous gadgets and a theme song by Paul McCartney.

9) Episode I: The Phantom Creeps
Bela Lugosi and a robot with a flat butt easily conquer the galaxy 'cause the heroes are so dumb.

8) BIG Trouble in Little China
Kurt Russell is magically transformed into Tom Hanks and has to go fight demons in San Francisco's Chinatown with his friend who owns a toy company. Oh, and Kim Catrall.

7) Big Trouble in Little China
Tim Allen stars as a thinly-disguised Dave Barry and has to go fight demons in Miami's Chinatown while Patrick Warburton runs naked through an airport. Oh, and Kim Catrall.

6) Three Men and a Babe
Tom Selleck, Steve Gutenberg, and Ted Danson find a talking pig left on their doorstep and learn lessons about live, love, and junk like that.

5) A Room With a View to a Kill
A charming and elegant Victorian-era romance about Christopher Walken's plan to destroy Silicon Valley, unless Bond can overcome his awkward social inhibitions.

4) Die Another Day the Earth Stood Still
Pierce Brosnan and a giant robot named Gort stop all technology on the face of the planet for an hour to teach Chinese extremists the value of peace. Last Bond joke, I promise.

3) Twelve Iron Monkeys
Terry Gilliam directs this kung fu action tale about Bruce Willis being sent back in time to Imperial China to battle corrupt monks who want to spread a deadly virus. Look out for Bilbo Baggins playing a priest named Cornelius ... or was that a different movie?

2) The Trouble With Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Alfred Hitchcock directs this magical tale of a dead young wizard, and the various people whose lives are touched on the day when they have to try to hide the body. This premise was successfully re-used later with Ray Milland as a dead alcoholic being put into funny situations in The Lost Weekend at Bernie's.

1) Four Big Fat Greek Weddings and a Funeral
Hugh Grant ... oh forget it.

-The Gneech

Comments

This...

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

...was inspired!

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but where's the love for Kim Catrall?

And

[merryjest.livejournal.com]

11) Michael Jackson's Big Adventure
World-famous singer Jacko is very proud of his multicolored tricicle. It gets him the attention of many boys and girls. Howeve, when evil rival Artist Formerly Known As Prince steals his trike, Jacko has to embark on the adventure of his lifetime to recover it- while evading the press and court subpoenas!

Re: And

[phoenixthegrey.livejournal.com]

LOL...I want to see that....BTW go see scarry movie 3....a fake jacko makes a aperence....

Phoenix

[maxgoof.livejournal.com]

THE SECONDHAND LION KING
Haley Joel Osmet provides the voice for Simba, who, after his father is killed by a cattle stampede, goes to live with his Uncle Scar, and a "friend" who is also his uncle, for some reason. The plot dies an unnatural death after that.

[furloph.livejournal.com]

then at 10pm its TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Okay, let’s go into a vault for a few oldies:

42nd Street Fighter
A rare gem from the glorious pre-Code days at Warners, starring Ruby Keeler and Bebe Daniels as two street fighters looking to save people held hostage in a Broadway theatre, with excellent fight choreography by Busby Berkeley.

The Last Emperor Jones
Paul Robeson plays a train porter who replaces the emperor of China.

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House on Haunted Hill
Cary Grant plays an ad man who builds a haunted house in Connecticut and offers people $1 million to anyone who can last the night...

Damn Yankee Doodle Dandy
Vaudevillian George Cohan’s short-lived career with the failing New York Yankees. Cohan plays so horribly that they call him a devil. Cohan: James Cagney.

Bonnie, Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde
Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway as the notorious bank robbers, assisted by the ghosts from Pac-Man.

-Gatorman

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

OK, OK, I know what you’re probably thinking. That last movie is not a hybrid. It won’t sell, anyway, so I just included it there.

And 42nd Street Fighter... I don’t know... That movie might sell.

oh...my sides...

[phoenixthegrey.livejournal.com]

Well I fount this post funny and most of the coments were almost as intertaining. I have a movie sugestion...

An Intervention of the Vampire- Brad Pitt stares in this epic drama. He has to search out his creator who is trying to raise up the "big bad" qween and kill all the other vampires. But it turnes out that his creator was not trying to raise up the qween, but rather trying to become the qween. The plot thickens when Lestat's lipstick is broken and he starts the bitchslapping...

Phoenix