Well, We All Knew It Was Coming...

[the_gneech]

The Onion: Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry

If only we'd had a Constitutional amendment to protect us!

-The Gneech ("Gay marriages killed 10,000 American citizens last year alone!")

Comments

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

*snorts and coughs* Oh gods... Yeah, I should have seen the Onion doing something like that from a mile away.

--Rhan

[bauske.livejournal.com]

You've gotta love The Onion.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

You mean a gay marriage of convenience? :D

Well, all the same stuff (or lack thereof) that applies to straight marriages, I would assume. I don't see how there'd be any difference.

-TG

[raion-maikuru.livejournal.com]

I hope I get paired up with Supreme Court Justice Rehnquist! That man is a fox!

[rowyn]

I am much amused, thank you. :D