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[the_gneech]

Greg pointed to the newspaper. "Well according to this, 'salicadoola' means 'menchacaboolaroo.'"

"Well yes," said Brigid. "But the thingamabob that does the job is 'bippity boppity boo.'"

"Are you sure about that?"

"Very sure."

He shrugged. "Okay, I'll take your word for it. You are the expert after all."

"You'd better take my word for it," she said. "Or I'll turn you into a frog."

-The Gneech

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Comments

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

...but they were talking while chewing on a fish kabob :9

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Because it was wrapped in newspaper?

-TG

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

sumteeng like dat! LOL... *fuzzle*

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Now I'm trying to remember the magic spells Merlin sang from The Sword In The Stone...

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

try the ones from Bedknobs and Broomsticks and you might get farther. -Frisk

[canisrufus-uk.livejournal.com]

Higitus Figitus zumbabazing
I want your attention ev'rything!
We're packing to leave come on let's go
books are always the first you know

Hockety pockety wockety wack
abracabra dabra nack
Shrink in size very small
we've got to save enough room for all
Higitus Figitus migitus mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

Cicero you belong to the "C's"
alphabethical order please
Ali-i-ca-fez bal-a-ca-zez
malacamez meripides
diminish diminish dictionary
those words in your vocabulary
Hockety pockety wockety wack
that's the way we have to pack.
Higitus Figitus migitus mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

Higitus Figitus zoomacazam
don't get in a trafic jam
Sugar bowl you're getting rough
the poor old tea set's cracked enough
Hockety pockety wockety wack
odds and ends and bric a brac

Higitus Figitus migitus mum,
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um.
Higitus Figitus migitus mum,
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

[tchall.livejournal.com]

Higgutus figgutus was part of it, I remember that much.

[tchall.livejournal.com]

Ooops. That's what I get for not reading all of the comments first. *ribbit*

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

They all don't hold a candle against Laguna McCoytes Trechorum Sadys Dee.

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

And of course, re-reading it, I find the real words are:
Treguna, Mekoites, Tracorum, Satis Dee.
I'll have to remember that.

[exatron.livejournal.com]

La da dee dee daa daa la da da daa da daa da abacadabra

La da dee dee daa daa la da da daa da daa da hocus pocus

Abracapocus

Hocuscadabra

Walla Walla Washington

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! One of the best Bugs Bunny episodes ever!

Have the best

-=TK