Local News: Dalek Toy Calls for Immediate Extermination of the Doctor

[the_gneech]

FAIRFAX, VA, Nov. 11, 2006 -- A toy Dalek on the desk of local cartoonist
John "The Gneech" Robey was quoted as saying "Exterminate the Doctor, the
enemy of the Daleks!" when asked its opinion on the recent elections. The
Dalek further added, "Dalek sensors indicate the presence of Time Lord!"

This announcement is consistent with recent toy Dalek policy on domestic
affairs. When asked its views on the Fairfax housing market, the toy Dalek
give an unambiguous comment of "Advance and destroy!" When asked if this
might be a rather extreme view, the toy Dalek replied, "Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!"

At this same time last week, when asked what The Gneech should have for
lunch, the toy Dalek is reported to have replied, "Under attack!" and
rolled off the desk, making the sound of a Dalek weapon blast from the
floor. It is not clear if that was a reaction to the topic of lunch
generally, or merely to Gneech's suggestion of a tuna sandwich.

Comments

[cyberhorn.livejournal.com]

ROFL oh wait the dalek did that already

[himura-tiger.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh! XD awesome. ;-)

[frostscar.livejournal.com]

Today remember your fallen soldiers , even fallen Dalek ones

mental note:

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

email the person I bought that sucker from and buy ANOTHER ONE before Gneech kills it....

MLD

[wbwolf.livejournal.com]

That's about as intelligent as the responses from most politicians.

[abbarach.livejournal.com]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. -Douglas Adams

[trpeal.livejournal.com]

This is why I always vote the straight Dalek ticket. If nothing else, their platform is consistent, and I can respect that.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the Dalkes always promise to raise the extermination rates, but then they never follow through after the elections.