And Now, To Express Myself in Verse

[the_gneech]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose

-The Gneech

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[russ-arulo.livejournal.com]

Flash! John Robey has been named the first man from the Milky Way galaxy to win the Vogon Poetry Recitation Contest. Unfortunately, he, along with the other residents of Sector Zed Zed 9 Plural Zed Alpha, was destroyed to make way for an interstellar bypass on the order of Zaphod Beeblebrox.