A Timely Dispatch From Captain Obvious

[the_gneech]

Great googily-MOOGILY it's cold out there!

-The Gneech

Comments

[blacktigr.livejournal.com]

My thoughtful mate turned on the `lectric blanket this morning. I wasn't cold when I woke, and he came back for a snuggle after his morning bath. :D

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

For serious!

[exatron.livejournal.com]

It's 4°F here. I'd be happier with a nice, warm blanket, but it's still fun.

Whiner!

[daemionfox.livejournal.com]

I'm in Boston. It's cold (at -7!) _here_. You're 250 miles south and have no right to complain. 25 degrees is balmy compared. :-P

Re: Whiner!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Cold is relative, not absolute! ;P

-TG

Re: Whiner!

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Toronto calls this surfing weather.

Re: Whiner!

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

-273.15C is absolutely cold.

Have the best

-=Kiyoshi

Re: Whiner!

[thirdhorse.livejournal.com]

Zero Kelvin sounds better though.

Re: Whiner!

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't be so negative!

Have the best

-=Kiyoshi

Re: Whiner!

[blacktigr.livejournal.com]

I didn't want to hear that. I have to go up and down the Green line today!

Re: Whiner!

[alaskawolf.livejournal.com]

we consider that a warm day here :P sadly im not kidding :(

[kylet.livejournal.com]

It is??? High of 63 predicted here ^.^ :::ducks:::

[exatron.livejournal.com]

:::Thanks.:::

:::Pelts you with high-speed snowballs for good measure.:::

[kylet.livejournal.com]

@.@

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Everybody complains about the weather -- but nobody actually does anything!

-TG

[kylet.livejournal.com]

You could move to California!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

What? And leave the oh-so-fulfilling and profitable world of guminnit contracting?

-TG

[exatron.livejournal.com]

I'm having trouble funding construction of the Weather Dominator.

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should consider going to your next project of putting a giant "Laser" on the Moon to create, what I like to call, a "Deathstar".

--Salen

Mad Scientist's Haiku

[exatron.livejournal.com]

My moon-based death ray
Panicks the people of earth
Mock my theories now

It's not mine. I just can't remember who wrote it.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

The moon unit will be divided into two divisions, Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.

that's what I miss....

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

although it WAS in the mid-seventies a few days ago!

looking at the rainclouds coming in with a frenzy..

MLD

[goodluckfox.livejournal.com]

Hey, I feel ya... it's twenty odd degrees here in the Deep South... we do NOT like to be cold.

I hope it at least kills off the bugs.

[fferret.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's cold enough that I wore my ferret hat into the office today, and every time I go outside to smoke, I put it on. Screw the dress code!

[offthewall234]

Jesus fuck! *Hides under his blanket*

[ski-fox.livejournal.com]

As much as it pains me to say it, it's about bloody time! A week at a ski resort with no snow is a sad thing indeed.