A Timely Dispatch From Captain Obvious

[the_gneech]

Great googily-MOOGILY it's cold out there!

-The Gneech

Comments

[exatron.livejournal.com]

I'm having trouble funding construction of the Weather Dominator.

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should consider going to your next project of putting a giant "Laser" on the Moon to create, what I like to call, a "Deathstar".

--Salen

Mad Scientist's Haiku

[exatron.livejournal.com]

My moon-based death ray
Panicks the people of earth
Mock my theories now

It's not mine. I just can't remember who wrote it.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

The moon unit will be divided into two divisions, Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.