The Morning /~* Star: Panel Debunks Claims of Too Sexiness For Shirt

[the_gneech]

Expert Panel: Cartoonist's Claim to Be Too Sexy For Shirt Unfounded
A Special Report from The Morning /~* Star

Herndon, VA -- An independent panel of sexiness experts have unanimously
concluded that claims of local cartoonist and notorious weirdboy John "The
Gneech" Robey that he was "too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt,
so sexy it hurts" had, in fact, no basis in reality.

The panel, including Sigourney Weaver, Hugh Jackman, Angelina Jolie, Hugh
Grant, Kathy Ireland, various representatives from the Sexy Police, and Errol
Flynn (via psychic medium), issued a scathing point-by-point refutation of
Gneech's assertions, finding that he was:

Not too sexy for his shirt
Not so sexy it hurts
Not too sexy for Milan, New York, or Japan
Not too sexy for your party (and likely to disco dance)
Not too sexy for his car
Not too sexy by far
Not too sexy for his hat
Not too sexy for his cat
Not too sexy for his love
Not too sexy for this song

"And as for shaking his tush on the catwalk," said Jackman, "let's just not
even go there, shall we?"

What prompted Gneech to make such outrageous-but-easily-disproven claims has
yet to be determined. When asked for comment, Gneech is reported to have
told reporters that they turn him right round, baby, right round, like a
record baby, right round round round. It has been suggested that he may be a
loony.

More reports on the situation as it develops.

Comments

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

*The Intrepid Reporter immediately rushes off to discover who let the dogs out. Report at eleven.*

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

So who? Who? Who?

-The Gneech

[kylet.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you mean.

I also only just figured out that the /~* is a morning star, initially I thought it was one of those substitutes for cuss words XD

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Mew?

-TG

[kylet.livejournal.com]

The song says "I'm a model, you know what I mean."

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh! :D

-TG

[raemonde.livejournal.com]

] Round and round, even.

-Rob

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Like a windmill, baby.

-The Gneech

[raemonde.livejournal.com]

] Or a Ratt. (Video's worth it even if you're not into metal - for the cameo by Uncle Miltie if nothing else.)

-Rob

[the-mcp.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are a very strange man. :)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

-TG

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing Kathy Ireland delivered her verdict with dull surprise.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Actually, she exclaimed, "Yuck!" in a squeaky voice.

-The Gneech

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Did you get dizzy? Is your head spinning like a whirlpool?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

They traced my private number; now they want to move in a little bit closer.

-The Gneech

[camstone.livejournal.com]

It has been suggested that he may be a loony.

Those reporters don't miss much, do they?

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

I think they get inside information, but that's just what I think. I've been known to be wrong :) -Frisk

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

On a totally unrelated note, did you ever watch that Blackadder DVD? :)

-TG

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I've seen you in your hat. I beg to differ.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Turns out, my hat's too sexy for ME!

-The Gneech, whose hat didn't come home until late last night

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I heard that The Gneech would:

• Never gonna give you up


• Never gonna let you down


• Never gonna run around and desert you


• Never gonna make you cry


• Never gonna say goodbye


• Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

But thats just what I heard.

--Salen

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I've heard about people being Rickroll'd, but I never thought it would happen to me.

-The Gneech

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad I could help... I think.

--Salen

[kaysho.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks for the good laugh. :)