Inspired by E-mails Going Around...

(Based on "Virus Alert" by Weird Al Yankovic)

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious presidential candidate
If you should see a candidate with the message: "Hope" or "Change"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you vote for him or else he will
Impose a four hundred percent tax rate
Make everybody use wax plates
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

(Look out!) He's more liberal than Marx
(Look out!) He wants to put some lasers on sharks
(Look out!) Take all your money and your handguns too
And burn the flag of anyone related to you

Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, he will make all the paint peel off your walls
His campaign tactics are tricky
He'll give your poodle a hickey
And drop Iraq like it was a very hot potato
Then he will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
He'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just vote McCain now, or else Obama will
decide to give you a permanent wedgie
legally change your name to Reggie
even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) He's a Muslim extremist in a clever disguise
(Look out!) You can tell by the shift in his eyes
(Look out!) He'll lecture you while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's an...

Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If he's elected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before he makes TV networks only show porn...

Send us all your money, you'll be better of that way
Did we mention that he thinks everybody should be gay?
Give Republicans the White House and the Senate too
'cause you know that only Democrats would ever lie to you

Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Obama alert!
Donate to Republicans before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now!

-The Gneech