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[the_gneech]

Report: 60 Million People You'd Never Talk To Voting For Other Guy

According to the report, based on the social and cultural trends in the nation, over the next 20 years the number of people with whom you would never speak is only expected to increase. By the 2032 election, there will be an astonishing 150 million people you will never meet who will hate you and your candidate with the same fervent passion with which you will hate them and their candidate.

"I'm voting for [the other guy] all the way," Ohio resident Ethan Washburn said in a statement Monday. "I think that when it comes to foreign and domestic issues, he is best suited for the job. And anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."

-The Gneech

Comments

[genecatlow.livejournal.com]

Those figures are inflated. The number of people who "get it" just as you smugly do, and who you just know are on your side - you don't even have to ask, you can just pick up their "vibe" - is also going to see an exponential increase. There isn't going to be any appreciable increase on either side - neither by us, the fighters of the good fight, the true-blue good guys and gals who make the world worth living in... or the scum on the other side who, for crying out loud, should just die. Really. Just f***ing die, already.