How Do You Make Something of Win?

You'll need to reference the Periodic Table of Awesoments, obviously!

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Snagged from rikoshi, who knows his awesome when he sees it.

-The Gneech

Election News

Report: 60 Million People You'd Never Talk To Voting For Other Guy

According to the report, based on the social and cultural trends in the nation, over the next 20 years the number of people with whom you would never speak is only expected to increase. By the 2032 election, there will be an astonishing 150 million people you will never meet who will hate you and your candidate with the same fervent passion with which you will hate them and their candidate.

"I'm voting for [the other guy] all the way," Ohio resident Ethan Washburn said in a statement Monday. "I think that when it comes to foreign and domestic issues, he is best suited for the job. And anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot."

-The Gneech